if i ever had a daughter
- me: what are you doing there on your computer?
- daughter: um, nothing.
- me: is that a Tumblr blog?
- daughter: yeah
- me: OH MY GOD CAN I SEE IT?
- daughter: what? NOOOOOO, no no nonono. it's nothing interesting, just stuff about that show i like.
- me: WHO ARE YOUR OTPS?
- daughter: wait, how do you know abou-
- me: DO YOU WRITE FANFICTION?
- me: DO YOU DRAW FANART?
- me: ARE YOU INTERNET FAMOUS?
- daughter: well, i only have a few thousand followe-
- me: OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
- me: promo 4 promo?